Banjo
Ph.D. in Crime Deterrence
Caregiver: Andy
Biography
Banjo, according to Banjo, has prevented over 300 home invasions this past month by barking furiously at potential threats, including small poodles, delivery people, baby carriages, and neighborhood cats. When he barks at passing delivery vehicles—and he can reliably identify USPS, UPS, Amazon Prime, and DHL—they usually keep going, further evidence of his crime-stopping abilities.